Sunday, January 25, 2009

Succubus B1tc# part 1

Once upon a time, there was a guy. A pretty stand up guy. Mildly attractive, but attractive nonetheless, with dreams of grandeur. This guy had just about everything he needed at the time that would comfort him. Nice car, Townhouse, good income, and budding career. Suddenly, along came a spider that sat down beside him and cold Jimmy Hoffa'd his life. How'd it happen?

The guy was a hopeless romantic with a trusting personality. A rarity in this era. The guy met her at a bar (should've been the first sign) while he was out after work. He gets her number after a pretty promising conversation with her. He calls and initiates first contact via telephone. Forgot to say that her sister/cousin (still don't understand to this day) approached him saying that her "sister was admiring him from across the room and wanted me to come over to chat with her" (THAT should've been the first sign, the previous should've been the second sign).

Anyways, a week or two goes by..... She contacts him while at a show to chat in which they converse for a bit before he tells her he's getting ready to go to the scheduled venue to perform. He also tells her that he'll call her once the shows over. This chick calls him 4-5 times within the next 2 hours, just cause she was bored and wanted to hear his voice (should've been strike three and out). It was frustrating to the guy, but he previously vowed to himself that he'd work on his patience when dealing with his love interests. He takes her calls in stride.

A couple of weeks go by, and she puts up a red flag saying that a member of the band he performs with, used to try to get with her and was cool with her sister/cousin. Her sister/cousin was supposed to be trying to link them up even though she knew he and she were together.... Funny, right? So, couple that with a situation that arose regarding his daughter's mother, things began to change......

I'm on some Russel Simmons shit..........

Call me materialistic or something, but lately I've been attracted to tall women with modelesque features. I don't know when this whole thing came about, but I'm on it now. Now, I've never dated an ugly girl a day in my life (although I've had a couple of hiccups along the way), but I really dig long legs and curves now..... I should've titled this thing Shallow Hal or something. I'm guessing that's why I haven't settled down yet truthfully. Until I find one that's really into me, I'm just going to surf for a while. I guess I just feel like if I'm going to go through the riggors of a relationship and essentially contemplate long term situations, I figure I'd at least want to have a knockout to remind me of why I'm putting up with some bullshit.

Funny thing is I wasn't on that. I used to just be comfortable with someone (female obviously) who just wanted to be with me. My, how shit has changed. I guess I know my worth and know my blessings..... they will come, I'm sure of it.

Yeah, it will.

Being Brasco..... @ Station 9

So, I met a couple of young ladies last night at Station 9 who were GORGEOUS....... I got their numbers, save for one. Now, for me, I wasn't really one to get numbers electing to stick with women that I knew previously or had some familiarity with. Last night, I was being Brasco. Not like I'm whack or anything, I just never really had the drive to run the rat race. Again, Last night, I was being Brasco....

The one whose number I didn't get, I also didn't ask for it either..... BELEIVE ME, there's nothing wrong with a 5'11 model that resembles a thin Gloria Velez, but I think maybe she rubbed me the wrong way. I don't know what it was.... The whole time, I was looking at her like "I should get the number", but I just didn't have the energy to. The other two, whose numbers I did get, were involved in an entirely different scenario. I was proud of myself. I was on my shit.

Back to shorty whose number I didn't get.... I think maybe she thought I had some money. At least that's what it felt like. As soon as she sat down at the table, she came over to me and hugged up next to me. Not a problem, but I'm like, if I was dressed regular and not at a table..... She wouldn't be payin me any attention. The other two DID give off the impression though. This year, I'm going with my intuition......

Thursday, January 15, 2009


Tom Cruise can act, but he can't play a german. The End.

Good movie nonetheless...

15 days.....

Sooo.......... We're 15 days into the new year and I'm hell bent on change. How cliche is that!? I seriously have been thinking about my life path and am in the middle of negotiating my future. There are several things that I've come to realize, right or wrong, within the past couple of weeks. They are as follows:

  • Michelle Obama's mother is moving into the White House. Either I'm crazy or that's pretty ghetto. You know what they say, "you can take a n!gg@ out the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out the n!gg@"!
  • I too can sing a song, promote it, and gain notoriety in singing about Lions, and Tigers, and Bears!!!! It worked for Judy Garland and now Jazmine Sullivan! I will TOTALLY be a superstar!!!!!!!!!!!
  • George Bush is the most hilarious president we've ever witnessed, hands down!!!!! I may give him the dumbest as well, but he got cool points for admitting he fucked up. Confession is 9/10 the law...
  • I have got to see Slumdog. That shit looked ill for some reason.
  • Friends can be lovers if either they're mature enough to handle the situation or, if there's enough 1738 in their systems.....
  • The Washington Wizards suck this year and Gilbert Arenas doesn't care. Smart move Abe and Ernie.
  • The invention called the vocorder and creation of the Autotuner has launched and ressurrected the careers of multiple music industry performers! The damn Autotuner needs to accept these awards, not the artists.
  • If I hear another song written about Barack Obama or change, I'm gonna puke a Buick...
  • Tom Cruise can play in a german movie, as a german native, without a german accent, and not get heckled ! Tom Cruise is either the devil or has struck a deal with him....

These are just outward blasts of random thought. My introspection is a little deeper. I am one song away from completing my first commercial album. I need to get more serious. I've been promoting enough, but I've got to do more. I intend to be posted in CA, ATL, NY, or TX by this time next year. It'll happen...... I know it.

Funny thing about sexuality, you're either hot or you're not. There is no in between. I've lived long enough to see that the most sexually free spirited individuals be the most unsure and nervous folks. Guess everyone can't be like me. Hmmm.... That sounded really arrogant. Well, arrogant or not, I know what I want and how I want it. My problem is, I try to read what the woman wants. BIG MISTAKE. Assertion is probably the most erotically igniting facade that we face daily. If you don't know what you're doing, there's no turnoff greater. WOW.... I just learned it myself. As I was typing. Makes a lot of sense., these blogs do help.....

Been contemplating getting back on my green again. I got the urge. Been trying to fight it. Damned vices..... I was a year removed from sex and didn't buckle until recently, but got the itch for some green and I'm feeling this shit..... I've gotta get my priorities straight.....

My relationship game is fucked up at the moment. I don't want one. PERIOD. Exclusive sex (though if not, that's fine too....) is fine, but names, property,..... not cool. I trust how I feel, but I don't trust people. They're too sketchy and fickle....I've got some deep rooted trust issues here. 8 out of 10 times, I trust myself. I'd rather just chill..... Obligations can, as a friend says, "Kick Rocks"!!!

I HATE.... NO, I LOATHE the D.C. club scene. Ain't another uppity society except Beverly Hills,CA but at least you expect them to be that way. Booshy (however you spell that shit) fuckers don't know how to be cool and conversation. They need to let their issues go before coming out to the club. So what if you've been hurt before? I'm not him. Also, n!gg@s get straight ignorant. I've partied in clubs from Cali, to Houston, to even Puerto Rico, and these fuckers suck..... 4REAL!!!

Anyways, I hope things will keep turning. I'm encouraged by what I've received so far this year.... Should be promising.....

Cadillac Records

Yooooooo...... This movie was the hype!!!!!! A la Ray, Five Heartbeats, etc.... This movie chronicles the life of musicians. It feels the same as the others, but I've a longlasting love the Blues and this movie did it a little justice. I came away impressed with the plot as well as the acting in this one. I feel everyone did a good job...... but I was really intrigued with Mos Def in this. Definitely have a close understanding with his character.

I'm not going to spoil this one, I'll keep it simple: Buy it when it comes out.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Seven Pounds of bull.....

So, my first movie of the '09 year was very drowsy. Seven Pounds featuring Will Smith and Rosario Dawson was DEFINITELY hyped up but I think I lost seven pounds waiting for this dry @ss movie to end. Maybe I'm insensitive and couldn't grasp the concept revolving around the movie.... Nah, that ain't it. I love people. They just get on my nerves. Nonetheless, I'd help good people out if I had what they needed and if I could spare it.

This movie however, just didn't strike a major chord with me. More like a dissonance (for all you musicians). I spent more time with jokes than actually paying attention to the movie. Realistically, it's not a bad movie. It's just not a good movie either and to Will's credit, he actually played a role in which he wasn't his usual sarcastic self. That's the 2nd time I know of that he's accomplished that feat (last time being in Pursuit of Nappyness).

I was entertained but bored through it. It could have been worse, but could have been better. It was very limited. I'll probably see the Notorious movie next..... Probably on my day off.....

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Who Am I!?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! '09 is here

This is the time where you start anew and leave the perishable items in your past to burn. With the first blog of '09, I decided to address the question that haunted me throughout 9008. This question has been asked by my peers and I alike, most times, I gave a fraction of an answer if I even answered at all. I'm not one to volunteer information, unless I'm monologuing, so people would just think that I'm withholding information. I just felt that at times I've offered too much of myself or too little, thus leading me to heartbreak and disappointments. Nonetheless, I'm trying to let it out now and break it down until it's BRRRROOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKE!

The question came up and has periodically arisen, "who are you (me)?", so I figure I'll take the time to address it for all interested parties. I'll give you the random tidbits and then finish off with an in depth exclusive.....


  • Status: Single

  • Orientation: Straight

  • Hometown: Clinton, Maryland

  • Body type: 5' 9" / Slim / athletic

  • Age: 31

  • Ethnicity: Black / Native American descent

  • Religion: Christian - other

  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

  • Children: Proud parent of a daughter

  • Education: College

  • Occupation: A/V Tech, Musician, Entertainer

Ocean or Lake?
Pizza or Chinese?

Mansion or Penthouse?
Have you been on a Jet Ski?
Are you afraid of clowns?
Used to be

How many brothers/sisters do you have?
1 Brother, 2 Sisters
Favorite band/group?
EWF/Mint Condition
Baseball or football?
FOOTBALL-- Go 'Skins
Favorite brand of cologne?
Kush/Issey Miyake/Jean Paul Gaultier

Waffles or pans?
Do you have an IPod?
Nope..... it's sad ain't it?
Bike or scooter?
Ever go in a hot air balloon?

How will you celebrate turning 21?
Um..... I'm 31
What brand computer do you have?
How many times have you been to Disney World?

Favorite city?
I was born in DMV, my heart lies with NY, but I love the "A"
Ice cream or frozen yogurt?
Ice Cream
Do you think you are fat?
Ever throw up in a public place?
Been over 10 years since
Do you have a pool?
Ever drive a car?
Um..... I'm 31
How many times a month do you go to the movies?
Used to live there.... Now I just go on the slightest of occasions
Last movie you saw?
Seven Pounds
Who is your hero?
Too many to list
How old are your parents?
They'd kill me on the spot
What deceased person would you like to meet?
Aaliyah and Marvin Gaye

Do you chew ice?
Have you been to California?
Yep.... I'll soon be a resident
Last book you read?
The Art of War
Favorite teacher?
The late Dr. Barney E. Smart
Do you like to go fishing?
Daaaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.... Yep... I need to do that again.
Favorite professional sports team?
Redskins and Bullets (Wizards)
Do you like Mohawks?
F%C# NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Do you floss?

Do you have braces?
Used to
Do you bite your nails?
What is your last thought before falling asleep?
Too many thoughts to single one out
Do you fall in love easily?
I used to and still have a slight tendency
Do you babysit?
Ever been shot at?
Do you work out/exercise?
I'm getting back into it
Do you consider yourself nice?
Not as nice as I used to

What movie character would you like to be?
Bruce Wayne..... I guess
Ever been bit by a snake?
Have you been on a boat?

Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle?
Aunt Bonnie No favorite Uncle
What is your ultimate job?
Media Mogul
Do you want to walk on the moon?
Favorite TV show?
Don't have one
Apples or oranges?
Favorite model of car?
Mclaren/Aston Martin/Mercedes

Favorite color?
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom?
My daughter didn't arrive by storks......
Ever climb out your bedroom window?
I'm Ol' School..... If I could get out of it, I've hopped it like a runaway slave!
Do you live in an apartment or house?
How many cousins do you have?
Tooooo Many
How many kids do you want to have?
One at the moment until I'm married or SERIOUSLY involved. I want as many as my finances can provide
If you could change your name, what would it be?
Dirk Diggler
Dogs or cats?
Who do you tell your problems to?
A variation of folks, but mainly just keep it to myself
Who can you tell your secrets to and know they wont tell?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
of course
Do you go to church?
Would you marry outside your religion?
Ever ride in a limo?
Ever drink champagne?
Whoahhhooooo...... I pop champagne
Favorite dinner?
With a classy, attractive, and respectful woman

Realistically, I'm a 31 year old man whose overinflated heart and malfunctioning common sense mechanism has sent caused me to rebuild my entire life. Check 1 in the gift and the curse column. I am 5'9, 167lbs. that has a passion for entertainment and people. People, I do trust so much anymore. I live with my parent while I get myself back on my feet after a huge mishap last year. I am a hopeless romantic with no attachments except my daughter. I get along fantastic with my daughter's mother. That's it. That's where it ends. I have a day job that I love to hate and a budding music career in it's infancy stage.

Sometimes considered cruel or heartless, with a flair for sarcasm. Through the assumptions, I found that I care deeply and will walk the ends of the earth for the people I cherish most. 1 year removed from a sex life but haven't lost a step. I feel sorry for the next young lady in line, she's gonna catch hell...... I walk softly, but carry a big stick. Ah THANK YOU!!! I believe that the legacy of a man is more important than the possessions of the man, or even the man himself. 3 words on which I intend to hinge the next couple of years of my life on:

  • Integrity

  • Charm

  • Relevance

I'm looking for Mrs. Wrong cause looking for Mrs. Right has led me down the wrong path. The man everyone wants me to be is the loud comedian, asshole, arrogant, sarcastic man that's full of life. That guy's hollow. Who I truly am is the "WHY SO SERIOUS" serious guy that only speaks when spoken to that just wants to be loved. I don't like arguments. I don't like trust issues. I'd rather sleep with a married woman than a single woman. At least, the married woman knows what she needs and wants. She may be a little confused, but she's clear, concise, and focused on what she wants..... I'll never sleep with a friends significant other unless it is over. WAY OVER. But even then, not sure if I could be serious with her.

I listen to rock, pop, R&B, ..... fuck it, I listen to everything I feel. I can't stand J-Lo movies.... I think they are the sappiest bunches of bullshit. I'd rather have a beaver growing out of my genitals than to watch her movies...... I never thought about it, nor will I ever entertain sexual overtures from the male gender. I am not gay. I don't mind them nor do I hate on the gay community, but that's just my thing..... I don't waste my time dealing with issues that are irrelevant. If they're irrelevant, they're irrelevant. Fuck it...... People get that confused with me not caring about things. They way I see it is.... The energy it would take for me to try to fix something that I can't fix or educate someone that won't receive the education, I'd rather use on issues I can manipulate or control..... I'm a firm believer in you can't teach an ol' dog new tricks.

I'm not about flash, but I am about etiquette and charm. I'll ditch an icy chain for a sexy watch. I'll ditch a blinged out ring for bomb @ss cuff links. I'm not about the latest prada outfit, but I'll go to express and clean up. I'd rather keep people guessing about how much I'm worth. Rich or not. I'm about to up my 'fit game. I'm going to transition from hip hop entertainer to hip hop mogul.....

That's all I can say at the moment. I don't have much else in the tank. Any further questions..... People should just ask.